just add water

Two minutes to write one of these is not a lot of time. Do the math. As things stretch out, and in stretching out, get stretchy, two minutes ain't much. It's not even getting the car door open, it's midway. It's 'here's the beach, and we're going to be walking on sand soon ... " but not quite. You're not there, you're not on the way there. You're in transit. One minute left. Not even, now. More like 45 seconds. No even less. Sand in the hour glass. Sand on the beach. And that's it.