the mean shall inherit the ends

Today at work someone said "we need to start using the 7 principles of motivation that FOX News uses ... they're the best." Uttered without a speck of irony. Yes, that's where we are. Check your maps. Making the dog jump is the only important thing, even if that means installing the electric grate. Do you know? Tune in at 11 to find out! Doctors now say that it's one of the worst diseases imaginable ... and there are NO symptoms! Do you have it? Saying "no" could mean "yes!" Find out! What is your family pet really thinking? Learn the 12 warning signs that could save your life! Is rain on the way? Can angels really cure cancer? Will your loved ones eventually die? What's that sound in the basement? Find out! Now! Yes, by all means. Let's encourage that. We need more of that. Lordy, our blessed CLICK THROUGH RATES will skyrocket. Then we can celebrate by hunting each other for food. Don't know how? Find out!