kinda blue state

We have entered a new era of magical thinking. Our problems are only temporary, children. Soon, the big smiling man in the sky will save us all. For HE has personally blessed us with a small, stupid man as our president. Do you question the big smiling man's thinking. I think not. Soon we will be rewarded. The unbelievers will burn. Gas prices will fall. Halla-fucking-looya.